Monday, April 28, 2014

Why Are Guys Always Thinking About Sex?


Yes, trust me, it's damn tough to be a dude and not think of sex – even if you are the most ‘spirikoko’ brother, in these modern times of crazy fashion.



Some years back, you would have to visit night clubs or Red Light districts to have a flash of flesh presented to your eyes.

These days, it’s different. You could have an eye-fill and more of boobs, thighs just about anywhere and the church is one confirmed place to have a panoramic view of all colours of lickables and suckables.

So girls who complain that guys always think about and demand sex should know that they are the one pumping those deflated muscles to hungry erectness by the displays.

It’s a free show with only one rule: Look but don't touch without permission.

And don’t the guys like it?

If no else likes it, I'm sure my Friend Joey does (he’s always gaping at celebrity cleavages).

He says it’s cool knowing that you could see all sizes, colours, shapes shades, and bla bla bla without paying a dime – I kinda agree.

A few days ago, yours truly chatted with a dude who had to go jerk-off in the church restroom after staring too long at a chorister’s bared thighs while the sermon was going on – yes!

So, guys think about sex always because of all those sexy sexiness on display and it’s only natural because an eyeful of flawless laps and agile breasts with peeping nipples can cause what Dat N.I.G.G.A. Raw called Spiritual Konji!

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